A Bored Legislator Is a Dangerous Legislator

by Marina Martin

in Groan

Apparently it is illegal to own a dildo in the state of Texas unless it is for “a bona fide medical, psychiatric, judicial, legislative, or law enforcement purpose.”

Below is an episode of “Dildo Diaries” chronicling this legislative embarrassment. (This is not safe for work. Duh.)

This whole mind-boggling issue aside, I am most struck by the truly enviable level of professionalism displayed by the store clerk at the sex store. Wow. I would trust her with top-level government security work any day. Not just anyone can stand behind a glass case of dildos and tell you, completely seriously and with a completely straight face, that they do not sell dildos there.

Source: http://pandagon.blogsome.com/2008/03/05/its-about-life-babies-life-babies/

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{ 3 comments… read them below or add one }

1 Jen March 21, 2008 at 6:13 am

Haha! Swedish state-run pharmacy Apoteket is going to begin selling dildos at their locations, for sexual health and well-being. Man, would Texans fly off the handle. Err, well, they’d actually probably stay there.

2 David Niall Wilson May 9, 2008 at 10:23 am

Um…

“a bona fide medical, psychiatric, judicial, legislative, or law enforcement purpose.”

I’d be interested in seeing some of the case studies they consider to have met this criteria. In particular, I’d like to know about how dildos can be used in law enforcement.

-DNW

3 Laura July 15, 2008 at 4:15 pm

You can buy a dvd of this feature-length doc @ http://www.dildodiaries.net
Support RADICAL FILMMAKING!!

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